My brother, the romantic. He laughs about our mathematical obsessions, but really he's just as weird as the rest of us :). I was searching through my e-mail files today and came across these clever pick-up lines that he came up with. Isn't he nice to allow me to post them? :-D Can anyone can come up with the "standard English" translations for them?
(1) For every pair of nodes in my graph, you make sure that there is an edge between them.
(2) I want you to wear my set R, where R has two binary operators, + and *, s.t . (R, +) is an abelian group with identity element 0, (R, *) is a monoid with identity element 1, and multiplication distributes over addition.
(3) You make me feel like I've been multiplied by my complex conjugate.